COMES IN A CAN

They just don’t make high quality foodstuffs like this anymore.

onthetrolley:

Via: Community Livejournal

I’m hoping there’s just something lost in translation here.

Well, at least if the apocalypse happens we know we’ll have enough canned plush owls to get us through the nuclear winter.

Finally someone did something about that pesky “bacon cooking” smell that can really ruin your morning.

That’s a lot of body copy for a product that basically sells itself.  They had me at RIBS IN A CAN.

sarahspy:

Armor already-cooked “Ribs In A Can,” vintage advertisement

For those who love a big hearty breakfast just as much as they hate themselves.

aperfectspread:

“Baked beans with Sausages, MIni ‘Scotch’ Egs, Mushrooms and Bacon in a Tasty Tomato Sauce.” Delicious.

- All-Day Breakfast-in-a-Can

I generally like my alligator southwestern style, but I suppose this would do in a pinch.

There’s only one thing that could make Haggis any better, stewing in a can for a few years. Mmm boy!